Are You Obsessed?

Having difficulty focusing on work and school? Can't sleep as well as you used to? Getting funny feelings in your tummy? Well, if you've seen any Stuart Townsend films lately, there is probably a logical answer for these symptoms. You're in love with him! Take this simple quiz to find out just how obsessed you really are.

You're in the supermarket and spot the magazine rack.

a.) You casually flip through a random magazine and pause on an article about Stu before returning the magazine. (Who wants to pay $4.95 for a bunch of ads, right?)

b.) You select an entertainment magazine, wondering if they've written anything about Stuart's new film. If they have, you purchase the item.

c.) You impatiently flip through every last magazine in the rack, even the teen mags, scouring the pages for a glimpse of Stuart and end up taking home an armful of magazines instead of the milk and eggs you'd meant to buy. Who needs breakfast anyway?

You saw Queen of the Damned:

a.) Once. You never were one for vampire flicks, but you felt obligated to at least support Stuart's work.

b.) Two or Three times. You thought Stuart did a great job and had to hear that sexy accent just one more time.

c.) Five or more times. You dragged all your friends, cut class or even work, wrote threatening letters to the critics who trashed it, bought all related paraphanelia, and was actually unable to function properly if you went too long without seeing the movie. (not to mention the fact that after the movie was over you needed to be gurneyed out of the theater.)

Your favorite thing about the film was:

a.) The concept. Lestat's taboo quest for being known amongst the living was quite interesting.

b.) Lestat's journal sequence: you thought Stuart did a fantastic job in this segment, especially during his poignant encounter with the gypsy girl. (oh yeah, not to mention the fact that he looked quite yum!)

c.) His black leather pants! Oh Dearest God, crawling around on the floor in them. . .making love to Aaliyah in them. . . and how can we forget the concert scene?!? Not only his sexy gait in those pants, but the sweat, the hair, that shirt!

When you first saw About Adam:

a.) you enjoyed the film. It was imaginative and refreshingly original.

b.) You totally loved the film. The acting was superb and you thought it was great the way Stuart was able to portray four completely different people.

c.) You went into near orgasmic convulsions at the raw sex appeal Stuart exuded on the screen. Ah, thank god for DVD and the pause button!

Your favorite character that Stuart has portrayed is:

a.) Adam (About Adam). He is complex, mysterious and you felt it was a challenging role for anyone to pull off.

b.) Jez (Shooting Fish). He is the most adorable, sweet tempered man in the history of mankind. Very intelligent, but in need of good old fashioned feminie know how and is the kind of man you'd like to spend the rest of your life with.

c.) Lestat (Queen of the Damned.) Vampire Shmampire. He ranks in with an 11 on a scale of 10 on the Sexy God-O-Meter. With a body as freakin' beautiful as that and a voice that just turns your knees to butter, who cares if he just wants you for food? He is more than welcome to bite you on your neck or anywhere else he so desires.

When you close your eyes after seeing his films you see:

a.) the nearest drive thru. Seeing that guy on screen sure can work up an appetite.

b.) A brief glimpse of that gorgeous cheshire cat grin. Not that we blame you. He's the sort of fella who's kinda hard to forget.

c.) You. Stuart. A bottle of champagne and some bubble bath. Need we say more?

Regarding his current relationship with Charlize Theron you are:

a.) Indifferent. His personal life is none of your business.

b.)Delighted. You really like this guy and want nothing but happiness for him! Since he's given you so much joy, that's the least you could want for him, right?

c.) Depressed. Sure, you want the guy to be happy, but why can't he be happy with you? You lament over the fact that he's not yours because you long ago made a solemn vow to yourself that there is no one else on the planet who could ever make you happy.

How did you Answer?

Mostly A's: You're the passive admirer. Sure, you may think they guy is good looking and you dig his acting, but then again, he is just an actor. You'll watch his movies, maybe read an article or two, but that is about the extent of your preoccupation with him.

Mostly B's: You can be identified as a 'big fan.' You see something special in him (besides just a handsome face) and are intrigued by the roles he chooses and how great he handles them. You perk up whenever his name is mentioned and will happily admit to owning a collection of his films. But your feet are still firmly planted in reality. (Not to say that you're not entirely opposed to the occasional daydream. . .)

Mostly C's: Girlie, you need help :) You embody the word 'obsessed'. There isn't a passing day when you don't dream of this guy in some way, shape or form. He is your ultimate male-- someone you'd dump your boyfriend or leave your husband for in a heartbeat. You are fiercely proud of his talent and come damn near to mortally injuring anyone who challenges you on this. Sure, your friends may think you've lost it and your boyfriend may be ready to take you to see a shrink, but when it comes right down to it, you're just a girl who's fallen head over heels for a singularly incredible man. Who can blame you? Just be careful, okay girlie? We sometimes end up reading stories about you in the newspaper: 'Obsessed Fan Taken into Custody After Invading Star's Home'

I think you guys deserve a reward for taking the test! Click hereto receive your certified Stuart Townsend Lover Award!